Mr. Bean: WOAH! What a concert!
Bobby Lee: That's amazing seeing Kane, Hurricane, Jeff Hardy & JBL, work together for a song!
Mr. Bean: What song is that?
Bobby Lee: It's Lonely Train by Black Stone Cherry!
Mr. Bean: I know I heard that somewhere!
Bobby Lee: You may hear it on Smackdown V.S. Raw 2007 and now it is time for our Slam's Tourney Finals!
Mr. Bean: Yes & it is for the final match of WFCW Slam's Heavy Weight Title Tournament!
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, it is time for our main event! This match is scheduled for one fall & for the WFCW Slam's Heavy Weight Title!
Announcer: Now on his way to the ring reaching in at 7 feet tall & weighing in at 315 pounds, KEVIN NASH!
Bobby Lee: And here comes Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: He looks very confident, remember being over confident might make him loose this match.
Bobby Lee: What are you talking about? Kevin Nash has the experience to beat any wrestler he faced & that no good cheater has less talent & charisma than Keeeeeeeeeeevin Nash.
Mr. Bean: Oh, I see, you think my man is going to loose tonight!?
Bobby Lee: That's right & he will loose to non other than Kevin Nash.
Mr. Bean: We'll see!
Bobby Lee: And speaking of the devil, here he comes.
Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied by his little brother & tag team partner, reaching in at 6 feet 6 inches & weighing in at 275 pounds, one half of the SABERS, JHUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Mr. Bean: That's not the way to threat the future champion, let's give him a standing ovation on his entrance!
Bobby Lee: You go ahead I'll just sit back here & relax.
Mr. Bean: Suit yourself!
Bobby Lee: The Slam's Title is being raised by the referee.
Mr. Bean: That's what I called a championship belt!
Bobby Lee: And now the title belt is being brought to our table for all the people to see!
Mr. Bean: Put it infront of me so I can have a closer look, niiiiiice!
Bobby Lee: Hey get away from the title, your brother hasn't won it yet!
Mr. Bean: Let him touch it, for his big brother will be the new Slam champion for tonight!
Bobby Lee: The match has just started & you're not sure if Jhun will really win against Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: Sure he'll win! I bet 500 ucks on him & it will be tripled if he wins via pinfall!
DING! DING! DING!
Bobby Lee: And now the the match begins!
Mr. Bean: WOAH! This is what we call a stare down!
Bobby Lee: And now the tie up has started the match!
Bobby Lee: It looks like that Kevin Nash got the upper hand & send Jhun to the corner!
Bobby Lee: The referee asked for a break & Kevin Nash does a break!
Mr. Bean: What a sissy! Giving a clean break like that!
Bobby Lee: And now the two are getting ready for another tie up!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash goes for the tie up, but Jhun dodge it!
Mr. Bean: That's what I call a tech move!
Bobby Lee: Jhun goes behind Kevin Nash!
Bobby Lee: And what's this!?
Bobby Lee: A german suplex by Jhun!
Mr. Bean: Nash is in big trouble!
Bobby Lee: Jhun is going for the pin!
Bobby Lee: No! Jhun gives Kevin Nash a barrage of punches instead!
Mr. Bean: 1..2..3..4..5......
Bobby Lee: What is he doing!?
Mr. Bean: He is getting power from above to dish it out on Nash!
Bobby Lee: What Jhun had done is a big mistake, now Kevin Nash have him on a choke hold!
Bobby Lee: Jhun's going to get it!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash makes Jhun kneel on his knees!
Bobby Lee: Cedric gets the referee attention &........
Mr. Bean: Nash gets it instead!
Bobby Lee: A LOW BLOW! That's a cheapshot!
Mr. Bean: That's not a low blow, that's called squeze the orange!
Bobby Lee: Why!?
Mr. Bean: As we can see Jhun is holding & squezing Nash's pair oranges!
Bobby Lee: Very funny, now stop that!
Bobby Lee: Now as Cedric stops his intervention, Jhun gives Kevin Nash a huge punch to the face.
Bobby Lee: Then a thrust to the turnbuckles!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nsah drops on the mat & Jhun gives him a barrage of kicks, the referee gives Jhun a 5 count.
Bobby Lee: And a break!
Bobby Lee: Now Cedric chokes Kevin Nash while the referee is giving Jhun some warnings on the other corner!
Mr. Bean: That's what you call, a team work!
Bobby Lee: Now Jhun runs towards Kevin Nash!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash counters with an elbow!
Mr. Bean: OUCH!
Bobby Lee: Jhun falls down to the mat!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash locks Jhun in a chin lock!
Mr. Bean: Counter it Jhun! Counter it!
Bobby Lee: Now converts the chin lock into a bow & arrow lock!
Bobby Lee: Now he converts it inot a dragon sleeper!
Mr. Bean: Some nerve doing that to Jhun!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash stands up!
Mr. Bean: I got a bad feeling on this!
Bobby Lee: A reverse DDT by Kevin Nash from a dragon sleeper!
Bobby Lee: That was awesome! It's like a link of technical moves by the power house, Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: You're so happy about that! Just wait & Jhun will win this match in the end!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash pulls Jhun up!
Mr. Bean: And!?
Bobby Lee: Cedric seems to be getting the referee's attention!
Mr. Bean: And!?
Mr. Bean: A big move by Jhun!
Bobby Lee: A low blow! A low blow!
Bobby Lee: The referee is still subdueing Cedric on the other side & what is this!? Jhun is reaching something in his pocket!
Bobby Lee: A Silver Knuckles!
Bobby Lee: Oh no! Kevin! Get out of there!
Mr. Bean: Too late!
Bobby Lee: Straight to the face of Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: BOIIIIIING!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash is down!
Bobby Lee: Jhun is going for the pin!
Mr. Bean: 1..2.....
Mr. Bean: Thr......Aw shucks!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash kicks out!
Bobby Lee: Another attempt by Jhun!
Mr. Bean: 1..2.....
Mr. Bean: Thr......Aw not again!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash doesn't even want to give up! It's still too early!
Bobby Lee: Jhun gives Kevin Nash another barrage of punches!
Mr. Bean: 1..2..3..4..5.....Hey! The ref stops Jhun!
Bobby Lee: It's a five count you idiot!
Mr. Bean: Say what!?
Bobby Lee: The referee stops Jhun from his attack & pushed him to a corner!
Bobby Lee: Jhun escapes the referee & runs towards Kevin Nash to a kick on Kevin Nash's face!
Bobby Lee: Jhun is getting Kevin Nash into a position!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash counters!
Bobby Lee: An alabama slam by Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: That move was made popular by Bob Spark Plug Holly! Copycat Nash!
Bobby Lee: This is wrestling any move is possible!
Mr. Beean: Well talk to the hand!
Bobby Lee: Suit yourself Bean! Kevin Nash is pulling Jhun into the you know what!?
Mr. Bean: Into a Blow Job!
Bobby Lee: Or you mean a low blow by Jhun!
Mr. Bean: That's second in a row! Neash's egg will be scrambled soon!
Bobby Lee: And Jhun follows up with a.....
Bobby Lee: A low life kind of attack, an eye poke?
Mr. Bean: Weather your big or small, an attack to the eye will make you stop!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash is blinded from that attack!
Bobby Lee: An elbow by Jhun to Kevin Nash's head!
Bobby Lee: jhun pushed Kevin Nash to the corner & presses his knee on Kevin's face!
Mr. Bean: That's what you call classic!
Bobby Lee: The referee counted Jhun a 5 count & is asking for the break!
Bobby Lee: Jhun turns his attention to the referee!
Mr. Bean: The ref shouldn't stop Jhun from that move & now he'll get it!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash stops Jhun from hitting the referee!
Bobby Lee: Now Kevin Nash pushed Jhun & he might hit the referee!
Mr. Bean: Look out ref!
Bobby Lee: Jhun hits the referee & bumps on the turnbuckle!
Bobby Lee: The referee is down & so was Jhun!
Bobby Lee: Cedric pulls Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: What do you think is he doing, he must pull Nash from Jhun, attacking Nash is better than pulling him away from his brother!
Bobby Lee: Now Kevin Nash pushed Cedric to the corner &.....
Bobby Lee: Oh! Wait! Jhun sees Kevin Nash with his younger brother!
Bobby Lee: Jhun attacks Kevin Nash from the behind!
Bobby Lee: Cedric escapes Kevin Nash & Jhun continues to attack Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: Pound! Pound! Pound!
Bobby Lee: I think Jhun is giving Cedric some instructions!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash sees that Jhun is distracted & gives him a choke hold!
Mr. Bean: Why that dirty rotten.......#@$%#@$%&*^%$@#!!!!!
Bobby Lee: Cedric got a steel chair from under the ring & goes in the ring as Kevin Nash haven't seen him yet!
Bobby Lee: Look out Kevin!
Mr. Bean: Dum Di Dum Dum Duum!
Bobby Lee: And the chair connects to Kevin Nash's back!
Mr. Bean: Nash is going to feel that in the morning!
Bobby Lee: Jhun seems to be giving Cedric another instruction.
Mr. Bean: Table! Table! Table! Table!
Bobby Lee: Jhun holds on the steel chair!
Mr. Bean: Table! Table! Table! Table!
Bobby Lee: Jhun is going for the smash!
Mr. Bean: Table! Table! Table! Table!
Bobby Lee: AW! Right on Kevin Nash's spinal column!
Mr. Bean: Table! Table! Table! Table!
Bobby Lee: What is this!? Cedric got a table!
Mr. Bean: YAY!
Bobby Lee: You happy now Bean, he got a table for your enjoyment!
Mr. Bean: Yippe kai yey!
Bobby Lee: Cedric sets the table to the corner!
Bobby Lee: Jhun sets Kevin Nash!
Bobby Lee: A suplex unto the table!
Mr. Bean: YAY!
Bobby Lee: That was devastating!
Mr. Bean: Sure is!
Bobby Lee: Jhun & Cedric celebrates!
Mr. Bean: And the crowd goes wild.
Bobby Lee; Are they!?
Mr. Bean: Yes!
Bobby Lee: I heard booing instead of cheers!
Bobby Lee: Cedric pulls the table out of the ring & Jhun is going for another chair shot on Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Bobby Lee: Oh My God!
Mr. Bean: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash kicks the chair unto Jhun's face!
Mr. Bean: BA.......Oh no!
Bobby Lee: Jhun gets the punishment for Kevin Nash!
Mr. Bean: Hey! Cedric, do something!
Bobby Lee: Jhun is busted open!
Mr. Bean: Nooooooooooooooo!
Bobby Lee: The Pin!
Mr. Bean: Errrrrrrrrrrr!
Bobby Lee: Ok I'll count! 1...2...3!!!
Bobby Lee: And we got a winner!
Mr. Bean: This is bull poopie!
Bobby Lee: Hey Bean are you coming to the ring & present this belt to Kevin Nash?
Mr. Bean: Nah! Go ahead, I'm not in the mood for this crappy thing!
Bobby Lee: Suit yourself!
Mr. Bean: And now my stupid partner is presenting the Title Belt to Nash.
Mr. Bean: And Jhun is being helped by his brother, Cedric, to their locker room.
Mr. Bean: And a copulateing celebration is being held on the ring by our new stupid WFCW Slam Champion.
Bobby Lee: Hey! What the Hell are you doing!?
Mr. Bean: Doing my job, commentating.
Bobby Lee: That's no way to give a good commentating on our new champion!
Mr. Bean: So what?
Bobby Lee: Well I'll do it my self.
Mr. Bean: Go ahead make a fool on your behalf!
Bobby Lee: Sorry folks, my partner seems to be not in the mood to give you the commentating you all need. So without further aduie, THE NEW WFCW SLAM CHAMPION! KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN NASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mr. Bean: Woopie do! Now your happy?
Bobby Lee: Stop it Bean! And now back to you King & Carlito!
Mr. Bean: Dumb Afroman!