FREAKMANIA! Wrestlefreaks' 1st Anniversary PPV!!

[Dyamez]

King: A swift back kick straight to Batista’s Gut!
Carlito: Wow, looks like James’ going to do a fast approach to contrast Batista’s power game..


King: Batista quickly recovers…


King: and both men lock up…
Carlito: James! Stick to the plan! He’s sure to lose if we’ll go head to head with Batista’s strength.


King: James also bags a powerful kick but I’m not sure if he can outpower Batista on tie ups..


King: And batista pushes James away like some rag doll…


Carlito: Look at that power!!! James tumbles on to the canvas.


King: And batista shouts as he taunts the fallen James…


King: James, swift to his feet as he winds up for an attack..


King: and delivers a clothesline to Batista!!
Carlito: Fall 9 times, get up 10 times!
King: Dwayne Wade?
Carlito: just saw the commercial..


King: Good lord!! It seems like it didn’t even affect batista at all!!


King: And Batista counters with a clothesline of his own!!!


Carlito: Devastating Clothesline!!!!
King: That clothesline flipped James inside –out!!!


King: And James easily gets reacquainted with the canvas…
CArlito: Goodnight Irene!


King: Batista now picking up James..
Carlito: And he also starts to get aggressive on the offense..


King: Batista stoops down, and what is this?


King: Batista.. carrying the still dazed out James..
Carlito: This can’t be good…


King: And delivers a SPINEBUSTER!!!


King: … Burying James Deep into the Mat!!


Carlito: Oh man… He aint getting up… He won’t be getiing up…

[Dyamez]

King: Batista is a real Animal in the Ring!!!
Carlito: Damn this Flair, he planned all this…


King; Batista relentlessly picks up james again, whp can barely stand up…
Carlito: Why doesn’t the referee stop the match?


King: Batista Takes James for a ride…


King: 100 MPH straight to the turnbuckles!


Carlito: You can’t even describe how tangled James is into the corner..


King: Uh-oh… here he comes again!!!!


King: Clothesline to the corner!!! That took off James’s head for sure!!!


King: And look at Flair! Extremely satisfied with the way his plan worked out!!
Carlito: I wonder what’s going through James’s mind right now?
King: For sure it’s not about what he’ll be having for dinner tonight…


King: Batista, drives his shoulders into james…


King: That’s enough!!! That’s enough!!!


King: And winds up for another,,,,


Carlito: Ouch!!!


King: And another!!!!!


King: Batista Jackhammers his shoulders repeatedly into James’ stomach!!!


King: Now THAT’s gonna hurt in the morning…
Carlito: If you’re the champion, you’re a target and you gotta be ready for any challenge…


King: How can you ever be ready facing an opponent like batista?


Carlito: And down goes the champion again….

[Dyamez]

King: Batista grabs him by the waist, relentless on his assault…


King: … And sets him up for another move..



Carlito: James is barely able to stand as he drops to the ground…
King: Yeah, that’s dead weight!


King: Or Not!!!! He was playing possum as he grabs batista by the trunks for a rollup!!!
Carlito: How’d he manage to even move after Batista’s barrage of attacks!?


King: what a surprise tactic!! Looks like he’s going for a pin!
Carlito: I doubt that he planned this… He’s most likely running on instinct!!


King: There’s the PIN!!!
Carlito: And why is the ref still standing?!!


King: Wait! What is this?!
Carlito: This was the move we saw from his match with Kevin Nash!


King: The same move that almost crippled Kevin Nash!!!
Carlito: A sequence of strikes directly applied to the left knee of Batista!!


Carlito: And he drove his own Knee on to the back of Batista’s Knee!!!
King: Talk about targeting a body joint!!


Carlito: I think I heard Batista’s Knee snap!!!
King: It looks like he’s now transitioning into a submission Move!!


Carlito: There it is!! The same sequence of attacks he did to Kevin Nash!! Strikes to the Knee then into a Submission!!!


King: In what seemed to be a one sided match, how the tides have changed!!!

[Dyamez]

Carlito: He’s gonna tap!!!




King: No!! He’s trying to reach the Ropes!!!


King: But He can’t!!! Batista Taps out!! Batista Taps out!!!
Carlito: James retains the title!!!!


Carlito: Damn it!! Where’s the Ref again?!
King: Flair is doing his ring tactics!! Distracting the referee!!!


King: Batista is still tapping out but the referee cannot see it!!!
Carlito: I’ve had enough of these antics!! Our fans deserve a good match and They will have their good match!!!


King: Where are you going Curly!!!


King: Carlito tries to break up the distraction and pushes Flair away from the ref!


King: And they seem to be exchanging words..
Carlito: Hey! You better not interfere anymore!! I’m sick of your antics!!
Flair: Hey, no need to get all fired up!! Chill I won’t do anything anymore…


King: Uh oh!! Carlito!!! Look out!!! Flair… he’s got… a chair!!!


King: A loud chairshot on to the back of my announcing partner carlito!!!


King: and carlito is out cold while Flair slides the chair inside the ring!!


King: And again had the referree’s attention!! James waves to get some of that attention directed to the surrendering batista!

[Dyamez]

King: Finally some order!! Flair drops the chair and is directed to leave the ring.


King: James is really frustrated, he releases the hold and grabs the ref to get his attention.
We can also see Flair leave the ring.


King: Now the referee gives James a warning for grabbing his elbows!! Wait! What is this? Batista grabbed the chair the Ric Flair Left!!! It’s another Set-up!!!!


King: The referees made sure that Ric Flair leaves the premises until the match ends, and again, the referee conveniently turns his back away from the in-ring action with Batista holding a chair!!!


King: Batista swings the chair and James ducks to avid that Fatal chairshot!!!


King: and what is this? He tugs Referree Lou Filippo’s waist?!!


King: What was that for? Lou Filippo gets his eyes back on the action..


King: Ha ha ha!! James kies down on the canvas as the ref sees Batista with the chair on his hands!! Shades of Eddie Guerrero!!!


King: Now the referee is assessing the situation as Batista pleads not guilty of anything..


King: and orders the bell to be rang!!!
Announcer: The winner of this contest as a result of a Disqualification, and Still the Beatdown Title Champion, The Main event! James!!!


King: And batista is certainly not happy about the result, He grabs lou Filippo by the Arm!!!


King: And Filippo gives a right hook to Batista!!!


King: Uh-oh… Now He’s really gonna get it!!!

[Dyamez]

King: Batista grabs Filippo by the collar, and… James!!! He has the Chair!!!


Filippo: You better watch your back…


King: Oh my god!!! James gives Batista some sort of an Arabian Buster or Van Daminator!!!


King: Whatever that was, it knocked the living daylights out of batista…





King: James retains the Beatdown Title on his first Title defense!!


King: He’s been through a whole lotta hurt to keep that title…


King: just shows to prove that not every battle is won by brute strength!!


King: Hey Curly?! Are alright?!! Let’s get back to Bobby Lee and Mr. Bean while
I wait for my Kinky Haired partner regain his consciousness…

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: What the!?

Bobby Lee: Holy cow!

Mr. Bean: What the hell is he doing out there!?

Bobby Lee: I don't know!



Bobby Lee: It seems thast he has seen a microphone on the floor!



Mr. Bean: And he's going to get it!



Mr. Bean: What the!?

Bobby Lee: Shhhhhh! I think he's goint to tell us something!

The Boogeyman: I'm The Boogeyman! And I'm comin to get ya! Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mr. Bean: That's pathetic!

Bobby Lee: Hahahahahahahaha! It's gives me the scare at first & now this! Hahahahahahaha!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: WOAH! What is this!?

Carlito: It's the WFCW Premiere Title belt, you bird brain! That's the vacated title!!

Mr. Bean: I know it you fool!

Bobby Lee: I think my partner asked, what on Earth is that belt for?

King: I think it's up there for something.



Unknown Commentator 1: You are right King!

Unknown Commentator 2: Yes it is hung up there for a reason.

Mr. Bean & Carlito: What reason!?

Carlito: Hey Carlito asked it first!

Mr. Bean: No! I'd say it faster than you!



Unknown Commentator 1: Well you bought asked it at the same time, but very well the answer will be shown......

Unknown Commentator 2: Wait Tito, we haven't introduced ourselves yet!

Unknown Commentator 1: Yeah, that's rudeness from us, that we never introduces ourselves first. Well I'm Tito Santana & this is my partner.....

Unknown Commentator 2: I'm Bill Wellington!

Tito & Bill: And we are the special announcers on this special match here in Freak Mania!

Mr. Bean: Hey! When will we know the answer!?

Carlito: Yeah prune face, when!?

King: This really sounds good.

Bobby Lee: Yeah King you said it!

Tito: You will know the answer right about, now!

Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen! Tonight's match is a ladder match for the WFCW's Premiere Title!



Kurt Angle's Music plays on the P.A. system & the crowds go wild!

Announcer: Coming his way to the ring weighing in at 236 pounds, the olympic gold medalist.



Announcer: KUUUUUUUURT AAAAAAAANGLE!



Tito: Kurt Angle goes to the ring! It's surprising how Angle gets a quick Title shot and against who? You'd really be surprised and I bet our fans are in for a treat!!



Bill: You know Tito, Angle does some kind of suprising things like leaving WWE & joining TNA.



Tito: It's because that he loves wrestling so much that he decided to leave the high road.



Bill: Goes to the lower road but with more intense wrestling than the high road.



Tito: That's true!

Bill: Very true my friend!



Tito: Woe! The lights becomes pink! Oh my god He's here!!

Suddenly Bret Hart's Music plays on the P.A. system.

Announcer: Coming his way to the ring, from Alberta Canada, He is The Excellence of Execution, The Best there is, The Best there was & The Best there ever will be!



Announcer: Bret, The HIIIIIIIITMAN, Hart!!!!

Bill: What an announcement for Bret Hart! And Look at that ovation!! when was that last time we saw Bret in action!



Tito: You see Bill, he's the excellent in almost anything in wrestling.



Bill: Yeah I see you're a fan, let's try to commentate the match in middle shall we?



Bill: You see, Hart's a sound technical wrestler with more moves in his arsenal than you can imagine.



Tito: WOAH! He has given away one of his authentic Hitman shades to a lucky fan!



Bill: Wait! That fan looks like Toby Mcguire, the one who plays Spiderman on the movies.

Tito: Yeah, you're right! I'm really happy to see a famous face here in Freak Mania.

Bill: Well, Freak Mania is the biggest event there ghoing to be in WFCW's early history!



Tito: And here comes our two contenders!

Bill: And they go face to face with each other! You can really feel the tension as the crowd roars in anticipation...



Tito: Looking up the belt, they wait for the bell!
Bill: I'm getting goosebumps, Tito!!


DING! DING! DING!



Bill: Here we go!



Tito: Annnnd they tie up!



Bill: WOAH!

Tito: Kurt Angle gets the upper hand & pushes HArt to a corner!



Bill: A kick to the gut by Angle!



Tito: What is this? Angle walks to the middle of the ring!



Tito: Angle runs towards Hart!

Bill: Running like an angry bull!



Bill: OUCH! Hart counters!

Tito: Puts up a boot to Angle's face!



Tito: Angle goes down, as Hart goes up the ropes...

Bill: Very creative, Tito..



Tito: A flying elbow by Hart!

Bill: Hey Tito, I know you flew like that when you're still young.



Tito: Yeah, I remember that! WOE! Hart missed!

Bill: That's a screwjob!



Bill: Angle takes the chance & never wastes any time!

Tito: You tell me!



Tito: Angle pulls Hart's hair &.....



Bill: Slams Hart on the turnbuckle!



Bill: That will scramble Hart's brain.

Tito: It may also cause a concussion!



Bill: Angle really gets the upper hand now!

Tito: He sure is!



Bill: Oh!

Tito: A german Suplex by Angle!



Tito: Head first on the canvas!



Bill: I think Angle is not yet finished!



Tito: Another attempt?

Bill: Will he get it?



Bill: Angle lifts Hart on the air!



Tito: A second one!



Bill: What the? Angle never let's go!

Tito: I think this will have a third one.



Bill: looks like it!



Tito: And the lift!



Bill: Another Greman suplex by the Wrestling Machine!

Tito: And that's three in a row!



Bill: Angle stops & seems that he is looking for something.



Tito: Yeah! He goes out of the ring and.....



Tito: Oh my!!!

Bill: Angle gets a ladder!



Bill: He has some plans for it, Ithink!



Tito: Angle is placing the ladder in the middle of the ring!

Bill: He seems to be positioning it under the hanging belt!

[The Boogeyman]

Tito: A dropkick!



Bill: A dropkick by The Hitman!



Tito: The ladder smashes on Angles forehead!



Bill: I think it's sharpshooter time!



Tito: You're right it's the sharpshooter!



Bill: No! Angle crawls up to the ropes!

Tito: AWWWW! No fair, I thought, I would see that move after a long, long time!



Bill: It looks like Hart come to a diffrent plan.

Tito: He holds Angles foot &.....



Tito: Goes right out of the ring!





Bill: Oh my God! A figure four on the ring post!

Tito: That gotta hurt!

Bill: That's rare move, I never see it done for a long time!

Tito: The sharpshooter is cancelled & now been replaced by this!



Bill: Hart seems to be finished with the hold!



Tito: You are right, he seems to be coming back to the ring!



Bill: Pulls in a ladder with him!

Tito: What is he going to do with the ladder?



Bill: Hart positions the ladder beneath the belt!



Bill: Hart climbs up the ladder!

Tito: One step!



Tito: Two steps!



Tito: Three steps!

Bill: Looks like Angle sees Hart is going for the belt!



Bill: What the!?



Bill: Agle get's Hart to an.......



Bill: Angle Slam!



Bill: The Angle Slam from the top rope!



Bill: That's one heck of a move!

Tito: I Angle did that to me my bones would have been broken



Bill: Yeah! You're old & worn down, you cannot wrestle anymore!

Tito: Is that so, but you're right!





Bill: Wait Tito, Angle gets Hart on an Angle Lock!

Tito: It looks like Hart is going to Tap Out!



Bill: Angle is twisting as hard as he could!



Tito: This might be the end of this match!

Bill: It can't be this is a ladder match, no tapping out is required!



Tito: I forgot about that!



Bill: Hart seems to counter the hold!



Tito: Angle is being catapulted to the turnbuckles!



Bill: Right thru the ropes!

Tito: Sorry about that, I thought he will go to the turnbuckles.



Bill: Ahard fall outside the ring by Angle!



Tito: Hart seems to be going up the ladder by now.

Bill: Looks likt it, this is the best time to try & reach the belt.

Tito: Yeah! Like when Angle is down.



Bill: Hart is now attempting to go up again!

Tito: Look at Angle, he's up already?



Bill: It looks like it & it seems that it's a bad day for Hart!



Tito: Yeah! Angle is relly a great athlete, it's very hard to keep him down.



Bill: Angle is up to something, he is getting the Canadian flag from the corner!



Tito; He might use it to make Hart fall from the ladder!



Bill: Hart is reaching for the belt!

Tito: Look out behind you Hart!



Bill: Angle hits The Hitman behind his knees!



Tito: Hart falls down hard!



Tito: Ouch! That's gotta hurt!



Bill: Falling from a twelve foot ladder is really going to hurt!



Tito: Look at Angle he's raising the Canadian flag!

Bill: What do he think he is doing, he's not Canadian!



Bill: WHAT!?

Tito: Oh my!



Bill: Such disrespect for that flag, it represents it's country & then Angle did this!

Tito: That's unbelievable!



Bill: Beleive it! It has been done just a moment ago!



Tito: Now Angle is going after the belt!

[The Boogeyman]

Bill: I think he can reach it right.....

Tito: Hart is going up the ladder as well!



Bill: You're right, Hart is also on the ladder now!



Bill: This thing could look very ugly!

Tito: As you say partner!




Bill: Angle oushes Hart off the ladder!



Bill: Hart goes down on the canvas!

Tito: This is the time for Angle to reach up & get that belt!



Bill: Angle reaches the belt!

Tito: Look out Angle, Hart has gone up with the help from the top rope!



Bill: You're right & Hart runs to the ropes!



Tito: What do you think Hart will do?

Bill: Don't know, but we will see it right about.....



Bill: NOW!

Tito: Hart strikes the ladder with a forearm!

Bill: And Angle gets out balanced!



Tito: There goes the ladder!

Bill: What a match! It's making me very nervous, just sitting here & watching this match!



Bill: And now Angle hangs on the top rope!

Tito; That saves his butt!



Bill: A drop kick by Hart!



Tito: Right unto the kisser!



Bill: This is exciting!

Tito: You've said it!



Bill: Oh my, we better get out of here!

Tito: I'm right ahead of you!



Bill: Angle is hurt real good!

Tito: And Hart is now going after the belt!



Bill: Holy cow! It's AJ Styles!

Tito: And Samoa Joe!



Bill: What are they doing in here!?

Tito: I think they are helping Kurt Angle to win the premiere Title!



Bill: Hart is going down!

Tito: Timber!!!!!



Bill: This stinks!



Tito: As you said it, this becomes a handicap match rather than a ladder match!

Bill: You said it!



Bill: Samoa Joe is helping Angle to get back to the ring!

Tito: While Styles is positioning Hart for a Clash!



Bill: Looks like Angle is a sure win for this match!



Tito: The Styles' Clash!



Bill: It's the end for the excellence of execution!



Bill: Joe is helping Angle up & he is nearing the gold!



Tito: Is this an early celebration or what!?



Bill: Hold on to your shorts, because here comes the cavalry!

Tito: It's Davey Boy Smith! The British Bulldog is coming in!



Bill: Samoa Joe & AJ Styles is in biiiiig trouble!



Bill: And a double clothesline by The British Bulldog!



Bill: Bam!

Tito: Sure is good to see someone on the side of The Hitman!



Bill: But wait Angle is now holding the belt, is this the end of the match?



Tito: I think not!

Bill: And why!?

Tito: Look behing Angle, someone is pulling him down the ladder!



Bill: It's Owen Hart!

Tito: WOAH! Is this truly Owen!?



Bill: Owen kicks Angle but Angle catches his foot!



Tito: An enziguri by Owen!

Bill: This is getting exciting!



Tito: Yeah!

Bill: First AJ & Joe, then Smith & now Owen!



Tito: All I can say is YEAH!

Bill: Look Angle drops & breaks the ladder outside the ring!



Tito: He wont be standing up for the mean time!

Bill: This time it's a 6 man team battle rather than a one on one ladder match!



Bill: It looks like that Owen is directing his older brother to climb up the stairs & get the belt!



Tito: Wait! Look at The Bulldog!

Bill: He has positioned Samoa Joe for a Powerslam!






Bill: ANd! BAM!

Tito: Right on the mat!



Bill: Hart is up on the ladder & Owen is......



Bill: Holy Hell! A Sharpshooter!



Tito: A what?



Bill: A Sharpshooter!



Tito: Oh a Sharpshooter!



Bill: Yeah! Now you get it!



Tito: It's hard to hear very well when you are getting old.



Bill: You're not getting old, old man!



Tito: And what I am supposed to be?



Bill: You're really old!

Tito; Hey!

Bill: look at The Hitman! He is now reaches the belt!



Bill: We got a new Premiere Champ!



Bill: What a night!



Tito: And all the the things they had destroyed in this arena, Hell!



Bill: Yeah, a ladder, our table & their bodies!



Tito: Kids don't try this at home!

Bill: Only professionals do it like we do!

Mr. Bean: Aw shut you two!

Bill: Hey it's Mr. Bean!

Mr. Bean: So what!?

Carlito: You should shut up retard!

Mr. Bean: Who you calling retard, you ass clown!

Tito: WOE! Hold on you two, we're not yet signed off!

Bill: HE! HE! HE! Now we are signing off & back to you Bean, King, Bobby & Cool! This is Bill!

Tito: And Tito, signing off!

Carlito: You here that Bean, he called me Cool!

Mr. Bean: So what!? Your still an curly haired ego maniac!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: WOAH! What's this?

Mr. Bean: It's Mr. Kennedy & a man pissing on the wall!

Bobby Lee: I see that, it's right there on the Freakatron!



Mr. Bean: Look Mr. Kennedy is pointing out to the pissing man!



Kennedy: Hey pal! Do you know it's illegal to pissed on walls!



Cage: So what!

Mr. Bean: It's Christian Cage!

Bobby Lee: What is he doing here in Freak Mania!?



Kennedy: Look everybody! The former NWA World Champion loves to piss on walls!

Cage: And, what are you going to do about it!?



Cage: You pick on me & now you're on the hot spot!

Kennedy: Easy buddy, I don't mean any harm to you. I'm just on my day off wondering around & nothing to do.

Cage: Oh! You got nothing to do then! So, I got a deal for you!

Kennedy: Next week, on WFCW Slam second season very first episode, it's going to be you against me on a falls count anywhere match. What do you think!?



Cage: Well, tongue tied?

Kennedy: You're on pal! It's you & me on Slam's very ring. Anywhere fall!

Bobby Lee: Oh my! Next week on Slam's second season first episode, we're going to see for the first time in wrestling history, Christian Cage goes one on one with Mr. Ken Kennedy on a anywhere fall match!

Mr. Bean: Can't wait for next week!

[Dyamez]

King: Welcome back curly!! Glad to see you still in one piece, that’s a lesson for you to mind your business… Ha ha ha..
Carlito: Shut up King!!
King: Well, yeah, But I can’t , talking’s my job, Anyway, how bout that? Angle vs. Hart?
And how about Kennedy and Christian Cage having a Falls count anywhere match on Slam?
Carlito: I had a hard time watchin’ Hart and Angle’s match because of some technical difficulties at the clinic, But it nice that The premiere title already has a holder!
<Loud Rap Music Blurts>


King: That’s Ron Killings!! Wow, we keep seeing missing stars today on Freakmania!!
Carlito: And what’s he got to say?
King: I hope he won’t sing “What’s Up!” I heard he and John Cena had a run-in at the airport..



Killings: “Aiyyo everybody Lissen’ up!!”
Killings: "John Cena did'nt approach me "Ron Killings" about sh$%# at the airport,,infact,,this is second run in that we've had..First one was kind of a calling his bluff type thang....even tryin to comunicate with him to see what's up with what i've been hearing,,”


Killings: “also all the interviews he did supposely calling me out..Big Mistake,,Then he leaves voice messages on my cell talking about battling me and about thrashing my ass,,not to mention people he's done interviews with tell me John Cena wanted us to call you so he could battle you.....”


Killings: “Man Please!! He did what he should've done,,and that's nothing!!I wish he would try to play that battle rap sh$%# with me,,I'll just eat his ass alive,and spit and sh#$% out the pieces i dont like,,Just like I told him,, He's a Punk ass,,rap wanna be ME!”

<Cena’s Music starts>

King: Atlast!! That’s not even rapping… Killings suck at the mic…
Carlito: My head hurts…


King: And I wouldn’t mess with Cena knowing that he just lost earlier tonight…
Carlito: Is he wearing James’ Jacket?



King: could you focus on what’s happening?
Carlito: I want a jacket like that!!
King: Sigh… Cena finds his way to the ring..

Killings: well, if it isn’t Vanilla Ice… Let’s see how tough you are..
<Rap Beats Start again>


Killings: “Cena, he thinks he’s big now, but he’s 'bout to get cut down,
smaller than Oprah Winfrey dropping 200 pounds
.
Killings: “Flourishin thoughts of dopeness, thinking STFU’s a move none can break..
Imma expose this fake vanilla ice and there's no escape..”



Killings: “nah John, throwin punches, its somethin that you havent perfected
concept’s so fuzzy we can all tell ya lines are disconnected”

Killings: “There’s no use denyin’ you only got 5 moves and go out every week whinin’and cryin’
Everytime I see you on tv I’d rather have my homie shoot me and leave me dyin’.”



Killings: “I'll spit a racial slur, Krauss, sue me!
This sh*t is a horror flick,
but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!”

<Music Stops>

Crowd gives mixed reactions

King: Oh my… That’s below the belt…



Carlito: wow! Look at Cena grab the mike!!!


Cena: “Ok… Let’s settle this then… Mr.Camouflage pants-on-Jersey guy.. Start the Beat!”
<Rap Beats starts again>

Cena: “Ron, please wear a better attire, Homie, looks like you don’t have money
You suppose to be a thug, but you’re more like a clown, cuz you dress real funny.”






Cena: “We all know you sucked double j off just so you won’t get fired..
Every time you come down the ramp, everyone at home wanna cut off their TV wire..”



Cena: “I'll deflate your ego, while I school you and leave you hatin’ and pissed...

For Years you've been clawing to the top but you’re still on the waiting list...
the only thing you’re killing is your career...
before this i hadn't heard your name in three years.”



Cena: “I bury the lies, along with your cries cuz n*gga this is a lyrical avalanche... Why you crossing my path, I over do Sh*t like using a laser to kill ants!

You can’t see me, I’m hot like a flu
Imma end this Sh*t like DX, I’ve got two words for you..
we know you like to suck it Ron but those two words are:”


Crowd: “F*ck You!!!”

[Dyamez]

King: Killings has had enough and he’s going to sucker punch Cena!!


Carlito: But Cena quickly ducks to avoid the punch!!


Carlito: And lifts him off the ground!!!


King: You know what this is!!!!


Carlito: FU! FU! Onto the stereo system!!! Moreso Into the table!!!


King: Now that’s gonna Leave a mark!!!


King: Goodbye and Good riddance Ron!!!

[Dyamez]

Carlito: Rapping is Easy.. Let Carlito Bust you a rhyme…
“ Ey yo my name is not King, my name’s Carlito,
I love to eat apples from Puerto Rico!
Imma crack your back, whack attack, you hear it snap!
End this Sh*t with a crunchy Apple Spit!!! “




King: That was Disgusting…. And boring at the same time.

Carlito: you’re just envious

King: Whatever!! Let’s focus on the Action Ringside….



Lita: The next match is scheduled for One Fall! And is for the WFCW X title!!
<Randy Orton’s music starts>


Lita: Introducing the Challenger, a third generation superstar from St.Louis, Missouri...


Lita: He is the “Legend Killer”, Randy Orton!!!
King: Now Randy Orton has very little to be desired but skills wise, he’s a killer in the ring!
Carlito: Carlito also came from a wrestling pedigree, Carlito knows how hard the trainings are…


King: Well, he has the genes, training and guts to blindside the champion from last night’s episode of Beatdown…
Carlito: And He guarantees a victory tonight, mocking the champion after delivering the RKO.


King: Well, anyone can do a neckbreaker, but a few wrestlers made this move really lethal.. There’s the Rude Awakening, The Stone Cold stunner and the Diamond Cutter to state a few…
Carlito: Not only is this move lethal, it can be done out of nowhere, Have you seen the Super RKO?



Carlito: Maybe carlito should do a “Super-Back Cracker”
King: Maybe you should super-shut up…


Carlito: You’re just jealous because you cannot do a “Super Piledriver” because it’s banned!!
King: Has anyone ever told you that you have very limited vocabulary?
<Sexy Boy Music starts>


Lita: Making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas…


Lita: He is the first wrestler to win a title in the Beatdown Arena…


Lita: He is the Icon, The Showstopper… the Main event….


Lita: And he is your WFCW X title Champion… “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels!!


King: You know that you have a good show when HBK is on the card!
Carlito: Few people has the looks, the skills, and the charisma that HBK has!


King: And he is also one of the few people to win almost all the titles offered by his wrestling company.
Carlito: I wonder how Aj styles is feeling right now knowing that Orton is in his place on Beatdown’s first PPV!
King: Well, he did help Samoa Joe earlier with Angle’s match with Hart… So I guess he doesn’t Care..


King: That’s the reason why the words “Rematch Clause” are so important when you sign for a match…


*Ding* Ding*
King: And the bell rings signaling for the Match to start as referee lou filippo raises the belt symbolizing a Title match underway…

[Dyamez]

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